Christmas is coming !!!!

Right, well I know I've been away for a bit, but I'm 5, it's nearly Christmas, and it's been a busy year. Let me give you a quick round up from this weekend. I went to a pottery party, saw father christmas, and had my christmas nativity play. Okay ? All happy. Right, see you later then. Just kidding. ( Eeeh, I think I'm getting my daddy's sense of humour, that's gonna bug mummy no end. ) "Pottery party" , I hear you say ?! Well, yep, that's right. My pal Rupert was 6 on Thursday, so on Saturday we all went to a pottery place in the sticks somewhere. Daddy was bombing it along the country roads saying it was "Special Stage 24 !" or something, which I didn't get, but it must be a special place where lots of children poo their pants coz I'm pretty sure me and Kaylen did. Anyway, I tried my hand at pottery and didn't do too badly. I made a picture frame and a bowl ( of sorts ). Mummy and Daddy said they loved it, but sometimes they tell me some right porkies to keep me happy. Here's some pics :

Next , we shot off to see Father Christmas. He was visiting our friend Rachel's house. I was a bit suspicious though, he had green wellies and had to lift his beard up to shove a mince pie underneath. Bit fishy that if you ask me. And he seemed veeeerrry interested in the Bristol Rovers score. Surely he'd support someone else ? Or spend his time watching North Pole Dancers ? Anyway, here's a pic of that too ... you be the judge ...

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. My nativity ! I was an alien. "An alien ?" I hear you cry ! Yes, an alien. Haven't you read the bible ? We crash land at this school and they let us watch their christmas play ... Genius. My line was "Thank you for telling us about Christmas". I thought I delivered it very well too. Very Humphrey Bogart. Daddy bought me a swampfire suit, and mummy made me some deely bopper eye things. All very cool and looking pretty funky, even if I do say so myself. Especially when 2 other people had the same outfit on ... by accident ! Here's some pics of that. I collected my oscar later. And spent most of the play waving at daddy, pointing to my girlfriends, and getting him to take pictures of them. Is that weird ?