Wear The Fox Hat ...

Well, my daddy told me a joke today. He said it was about my football team, The Westbury Park Foxes.
It goes like this ... "Prince Charles went to Manchester, and while he was visiting he had on a fox fur hat. Everyone was puzzled, until eventually an old lady asked him why he was wearing it. He said, 'Well my dear, I was telling my mother , The Queen, that I was visiting Manchester today, and she said, 'Manchester ??? Wear the fox hat ?'".

Daddy laughed uncontrollably to himself. But once again, I didn't get it. What's that got to do with football ? I'm foxed if I know.

Aaanyway, a little while ago, we went to visit our friends Tom, James, Harry and Alice up in Worcester, and my friend James gave me some of his old football boots.

Well as it turns out, these are magic boots ! I haven't been able to stop scoring since I put them on !
I call them my "JT's" ( because "James Taylor" gave them to me. ).
James's lovely mummy and daddy said that I can have some of Tom's boots one day too.
Daddy said that means we could call them my "TT's", and then said he always prefers a nice big pair of "TT's" himself.

Then he laughed to himself.

Again.

And again, I've no idea what he's on about.
Anyway, I shut him up with a magic shot into the ninjas later ...


That'll learn him.

Today we played against the Shire Colts, and our teams did really well. Our first team to play only just lost, but our team finished off with a 3-2 win ! I scored 2 and got the player of the week award ! How cool is that !?





And I've made up a new song, "We will, we will, fox you ! We will , we will fox you !"

Mummy and daddy laughed , but said whatever I do I mustn't shorten it and shout, "FOX YOU !" at the next team we play ...

London Eye Rate

Never again ...

Shooper Heroes !

Well, it's that time again... Mummy and Daddy drag me off to the mountains in France, stick 2 planks on my feet and send me up on a chair on a wire. I get off, I slide down the hill, then I do it all again.

Cracking fun though, but I'd never let on that I like it.

This time, my life long buddy Lily came too , AND SHE WAS BRILLIANT !! She'd only had 4 lessons in England, bless her, and she was keeping up with me noooooo problem. That's my girl !

Anyway, we were in a cool chalet, and a pretty village and there was lots of snow. Lily and I both passed our ski lessons. They were called "Flocon". Daddy said we both did, "Flocon Brilliantly." The grown ups laughed. Except the mummies, they tutted. But to be honest, I didn't get it. Maybe one day ...

Anyway, some of my other friends were there too. Another Max, Thea and Lukas. we're all really good skiers actually, and if I'm being truthful, I think the grown ups are a bit fearful we can beat them. You can hear the panic in their voices and smell the fear in their ski pants.

You can't blame them really. We can really motor. Have a look ...

So until, next time, here's some pretty cool shots to make you jealous ...

Board a line - insane !

Tell you what guys, I'm loving this snow business !

I was gonna tell you about New Year, but instead I'll show you something eeeeeeven cooler !

I headed off to the hills with me old mate Lils. I say old, she's only 5 like me, but it seems like I've known her a lifetime.

Oh, I have.

Errrm, anyway, we went sledging on a little hill ...

Then we moved onto the big hill ... which didn't go quite so swimmingly at first ...

Buuut, we got the hang of it in the end !

Then we thought, hey, let's try a bit of boarding! We were sledging on my daddy's old board anyway, and daddy was right up for it !

He said he was more than happy to turn Lily over to "the dark side" seeing as her daddy loves skiing so much.
So here we are in action ! I'm attempting a board grab I saw on scooby doo, just in case you were wondering ...

Here's lils doing her shred betty impression ! Too cool for school ...

Let's face it people, we ROCK !!!!

Some older boys were watching us and said going down on our board must be "sick". We just said yep. But we didn't feel sick. Must be the cheap cider they drink...

Gnarly dudes !!!