Well, my daddy told me a joke today. He said it was about my football team, The Westbury Park Foxes.
It goes like this ... "Prince Charles went to Manchester, and while he was visiting he had on a fox fur hat. Everyone was puzzled, until eventually an old lady asked him why he was wearing it. He said, 'Well my dear, I was telling my mother , The Queen, that I was visiting Manchester today, and she said, 'Manchester ??? Wear the fox hat ?'".
Daddy laughed uncontrollably to himself. But once again, I didn't get it. What's that got to do with football ? I'm foxed if I know.
Aaanyway, a little while ago, we went to visit our friends Tom, James, Harry and Alice up in Worcester, and my friend James gave me some of his old football boots.
Well as it turns out, these are magic boots ! I haven't been able to stop scoring since I put them on !
I call them my "JT's" ( because "James Taylor" gave them to me. ).
James's lovely mummy and daddy said that I can have some of Tom's boots one day too.
Daddy said that means we could call them my "TT's", and then said he always prefers a nice big pair of "TT's" himself.
Then he laughed to himself.
Again.
And again, I've no idea what he's on about.
Anyway, I shut him up with a magic shot into the ninjas later ...
That'll learn him.
Today we played against the Shire Colts, and our teams did really well. Our first team to play only just lost, but our team finished off with a 3-2 win ! I scored 2 and got the player of the week award ! How cool is that !?
And I've made up a new song, "We will, we will, fox you ! We will , we will fox you !"
Mummy and daddy laughed , but said whatever I do I mustn't shorten it and shout, "FOX YOU !" at the next team we play ...
